3 Rejected School Supply Names
1) Sharpie’s “Get A Bag, Open The Cap, and Forget About Your Homework” Marker.
2) Elmer’s “Calling It A Glue Might Be Stretching The Truth A Bit” Glue Stick
3) Mead’s “Trapper/Keeper/Stalker/Killer.”
3 Bits of B.S.
Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Aug 28
