3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Apr 20
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3 Advantages of Broken Voicemail

  1. You never get messages from telemarketers.
  2. You have an excuse for those family members you hate, but have to talk to anyway. (“My voicemail was down!”)
  3. You can easily dodge all those pesky bill collectors!