3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Apr 23
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3 Positive Outcomes of Hosting A Dinner Party for Family

  1. Someone else brings the wine, and they are not nearly as cheap as I am.
  2. Someone else brings the dessert, and it’s never quite as enticing as what I would bring.
  3. When the whole event is over, you get the best nights sleep you’ve ever had. Of course, sometimes it’s not on the same night, but a few nights later.