3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
May 04
Permalink

3 Lunchtime Conversation Stoppers

  1. “I was so happy when the Health Department said this place could open up again.”
  2. “Oh no… our waiter is that guy I had the ugly breakup with last year.”
  3. “Have you ever seen a sore ooze like this before?”