3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Jan 29
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3 Things I Say That Are Rarely True

  1. “I gotta go. The kids are setting fire to the cat, and he always gets mad when they try that.”
  2. “I had a chance to tour with Sprinsteen, but I wanted to spend more time with my family.”
  3. “I’m not a fan of big breasts. I think yours are the perfect size.”