3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Jan 29
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3 Things I Hear That Are Rarely True

  1. “I was just finishing writing that proposal, but my printer died. Can I bring it to you tomorrow?”
  2. “My favorite part of your performance was your enthusiasm.”
  3. “Really, it’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.”