3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Feb 28
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3 Things You Might Think While Saying "I'm Sorry"

  1. I’m sorry. (rarely)
  2. I’m prepared to say anything to get you to quit bitching.
  3. You sign my paycheck, so I’ll kiss whatever you wish.