3 Bits of B.S.

Problems come in threes. So does bullshit. Every now and again I'll post that bullshit here. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's tragic. I always feel better shouting about it, though.
Jun 12
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3 Reasons to Drive Less

  1. You drive a LeBaron.
  2. You don’t know how to pump your own gas, and besides it’s too expensive.
  3. You’re friggin’ Paris Hilton, who has more money than God AND a suspended license. GET A DRIVER AND STAY OUT OF JAIL IF YOU DON”T WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED ON THE COMMODE!

I feel better now.

P.S. CNN? We no longer give a shit.