3 Bits of B.S.

watching April 1, 2009 on Boxee

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:40:13 -0400

watching April 1, 2009 on Boxee

watching October 20, 2008 on @boxee. check it out at http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=188632

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 00:22:59 -0500

watching October 20, 2008 on @boxee. check it out at http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=188632

3 Lies You Tell Your Medical Professionals

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:14:53 -0400

Flossing? Every day.
Drinking? Never.
Give me the antibiotics. I’ll start taking them in two days if I don’t feel better.

3 Ridiculous Adjectives ABC uses to describe Stars who are Dancing

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:53:34 -0500

Hotter (Adam Carolla)
Steamier (Penn Gilette)
Sexier (Steve Gutenberg)

3 Things You Might Think While Saying "I'm Sorry"

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:26:50 -0500

I’m sorry. (rarely)
I’m prepared to say anything to get you to quit bitching.
You sign my paycheck, so I’ll kiss whatever you wish.

3 Things I Hear That Are Rarely True

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:09:39 -0500

“I was just finishing writing that proposal, but my printer died. Can I bring it to you tomorrow?”
“My favorite part of your performance was your enthusiasm.”
“Really, it’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.”

3 Things I Say That Are Rarely True

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:06:00 -0500

“I gotta go. The kids are setting fire to the cat, and he always gets mad when they try that.”
“I had a chance to tour with Sprinsteen, but I wanted to spend more time with my family.”
“I’m not a fan of big breasts. I think yours are the perfect size.”

3 Sh*tty Things about Vista (not that there aren't more...)

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:13:00 -0500

Holy shit! Could this thing run ANY slower? I can clean my apartment waiting for it to start up!
Son of a bitch! How many of my favorite apps don’t run on Vista? Could Microsoft make it any more imposible to develop for the platform? WHo wants to pay a small fortune to make their software “Vista Certified?”
Damn it! iTunes crashes every DAY? What the hell? Well, I suppose it’s not a big deal, because NO ONE F***ING USES ITUNES!!!!! (that’s sarcasm, BTW)

3 Random Thoughts on Head Lice

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:39:59 -0500

Most children don’t EARN head lice- they are unfortunate victims of classmates.
Shaving the head sounded like the best option for prevention- my daughter disagreed.
If the nurse at school needs to use a magnifier with a special flourescent attached to see them, how am I supposed to check for them AT HOME?

3 Embarrasing Selections From My iTunes

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:54:50 -0400

The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme
Expanded Lovemaking: Sex, Love, and Consciousness podcast
“A Whole New World”, as performed by Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

3 Things To Remember When Naming Your Child

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:54:59 -0400

No matter how you try, a rotten nickname or joke can made about ANY name.
If there are four people named “Richard” in your immediate family, MAYBE it’s time to stray from the pack.
Not enough people name their kids “Snuffy” anymore. Be a trendsetter.

3 Reasons to Change Jobs

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 23:17:18 -0400

There’s a period of time in between jobs where the terror allows you to fully appreciate what you had before, and drives you to seek it again.
The marvelous effect it has on your relationship with your spouse.
The emptiness in the pit of your stomach is a constant reminder that yo are alive.

Sorry. Not too funny. Just real today.

3 Reasons to Drive Less

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:22:11 -0400

You drive a LeBaron.
You don’t know how to pump your own gas, and besides it’s too expensive.
You’re friggin’ Paris Hilton, who has more money than God AND a suspended license. GET A DRIVER AND STAY OUT OF JAIL IF YOU DON”T WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED ON THE COMMODE!

I feel better now.

P.S. CNN? We no longer give a shit.

3 Things You Don't Want to Hear at Your Evaluation

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:51:17 -0400

“Well, the ‘sitting in my lap’ thing was cute for a few days.”
“Right Guard. I use it all the time.”
“I’d prefer it if you would stop looking at AND talking about what you euphemistically call my ‘golden bozos.’”

3 Lunchtime Conversation Stoppers

Fri, 04 May 2007 23:20:03 -0400

“I was so happy when the Health Department said this place could open up again.”
“Oh no… our waiter is that guy I had the ugly breakup with last year.”
“Have you ever seen a sore ooze like this before?”

3 Things MapleMama Said Today Instead Of "No"

Wed, 02 May 2007 10:41:01 -0400

“I’m not sure that’s a wise use of our resources.”
“That’s really not in my purview, but I’ll see what I can do.”
“Seriously? *sigh* OK.”

courtesy of MapleMama

3 Reasons Why Team Podcasting Is Better Than Solo Podcasting

Tue, 01 May 2007 09:00:49 -0400

You have somewhere to share the work.
You have someone to check your spelling and syntax.
You can say with certainity that you now know at least TWO people listen. You hope.

Check out The Daddy Dialogues at Digital Father and Bad Dad Radio

3 Things I Said Today instead of "No!"

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:28:48 -0400

“Gee, that would be really hard for me to do.”
“Sure, I guess I could look it over.”
“Yeah, I’ll take care of that.”

3 Positive Outcomes of Hosting A Dinner Party for Family

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:04:50 -0400

Someone else brings the wine, and they are not nearly as cheap as I am.
Someone else brings the dessert, and it’s never quite as enticing as what I would bring.
When the whole event is over, you get the best nights sleep you’ve ever had. Of course, sometimes it’s not on the same night, but a few nights later.

3 Advantages of Broken Voicemail

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:05:54 -0400

You never get messages from telemarketers.
You have an excuse for those family members you hate, but have to talk to anyway. (“My voicemail was down!”)
You can easily dodge all those pesky bill collectors!